Insuperfractional To My Edacadunction

Coffee has always been a part of my family’s social gatherings and visits. Whenever my Great Grandmother Claude was serving up a steaming cup of her strong coffee, she would often tell the same joke.

“I had a visitor the other morning and I decided I would serve coffee," Claude stated, while looking serious, and trying not to laugh.

“So I came in with the coffee and I asked the gentleman, would you take sugar and cream in your coffee?”

He sternly said “No thank you."

"The flavor opposite the milk added to the heat of the coffee causes such a conglomeration until it’s almost insuperfractional to my edacadunction.”

She loved to impress us with her expertise of the English language.

Or some other language.

From the mouth of Claude.

From the mind of me.