I Want My CorningWare Back

“Look what I bought!” Grandma said as she opened the package on a brand new label maker. “Why, this is the best invention ever! I bought the red, green and black plastic label blanks. You just feed it up through this spot, turn the dial to the letter you want and squeeze the trigger!”

V-click click click

I-click click click click

R-click click

G-click

“Why I declare I sure do have a long name! I think I’ll just put V. Cauley on the next one.”

I-click click click

N-click click

I-click click click click

A-space space.

“These will be perfect to stick on the bottom of my trays and casserole dishes when I take something to a family after a death. Or any other tragedy that might require a casserole. I usually use those paper labels, or try to cover my name with Scotch tape over a piece of paper. I’ve even used those return address labels you get in the mail when they want a donation, but they always wash off! The next thing you know, the bereaved family is trying to hunt down the owners of all the dishes. Just no use in all that. That’s why these stick-on plastic labels will be perfect! And the green and red will be perfect to use for Christmas goodies!”

C-click click click

A-click click

U-click click click

L-click click

E-click click click

Y-space space cut.

Perfect! And so professional looking! Here Johnny, why don’t you try a few!

V-click click click

I-click click

“This is going to take a while” I thought……….from the mind of me.