New Year’s Resolutions

It’s that time again.

Time to make your resolutions for the upcoming year. Time to make plans to start that diet, join a gym, or commit to getting together with friends for a daily walk.

Since I already go to a gym, I can mark that one off my list.

I already try to eat healthy foods, so I can scratch that one too.

So what are my New Year’s resolutions?

First, I plan to ring the bathroom trash can with all my bathroom trash. I’m not sure if it’s the fact that a bathroom trash can is small or if there is some strange force shield over the top of it that makes everything hit the floor.

So I plan to ring the trash can in the bathroom.

Especially with the leftover paper from a Band-Aid. It never hits the can.

Next, I’m going to plug every polarized electrical plug into the socket in the correct direction.

On the first try.

I waste so much time flipping the end of an electrical cord back and forth, just hoping to position the plug in correct position. So I’m going to plug every cord in the socket in the correct direction

. On the first attempt.

And last, I’ve decided that two resolutions will be my limit. Especially these two. Because these are going to be tough.

Happy New Year everyone. Wishing you all the health, love and hugs I can send.

From the mind of me.